We overhear some interesting things out there on the trails. We decided to start sharing some of them. Some are funny. Some are not. The first quote is from several years ago. It’s my all time favorite.
Little Girl singing on a trike: “If you’re happy and you know it ride your bike” She claps twice, pedals and repeats.
Guy: “Everybody’s into fitness all of the sudden.”
Girl: “Fitness, huh, do you know how hard it was to find this? Nobody’s got bikes right now. I’m talkin’ ‘bout gettin’ the hell out the house. Get out the Goddamned house.”
“I want to be a nanny. I actually think that I would hate it, but that’s what I want to be.”
“Llamas, llamas, really, llamas. OKAAAY”
“God bless Rockmart for having toilet paper”
Boy: “Dad! Red means stop!”
Girl on a scooter: “Dad, why are my brakes shaking?”
Dad “Because they’re afraid of your speed.”
Mom: I’m telling you to behave and you’re telling me you don’t care. That’s very rude.
Child Screaming: But I’m supposed to tell the truth!
At Big Creek as a guy rides past a pump removing water under an Overpass
“A trail shouldn’t flood every time there’s. little rain.”